Cuckoo' s Nest

Cuckoo' s Nest
  • Category: cruise
  • Open:Monday - Sundaydetails
  • Location: Nieuwezijds Kolk 6, Amsterdamdetails
  • Reviews: 41 reviewsreviews
  • Tags: gaycloack checkdarkroomprivate cabinscruising areaglory holesgolden shower area

Cuckoo' s Nest

Cuckoo' s Nest is a small gay bar... with a huge play area in the basement. There is a labyrinth with different types of cabins. The water sports area is not hard to find: just follow your nose...

Action in the Cuckoo's Nest starts right from the early afternoon, and gets quite busy after work (17:00). This place is also popular early in the evenings as the cruise bars in the Warmoesstraat do not get busy before midnight.

Condoms are available from the bar or the dispensers. Don't forget to order a drink first before you go downstairs.

Leave any valuables at the coat check, dark places always attract pick pockets.

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Cuckoo' s Nest
Nieuwezijds Kolk 61012 PV  Amsterdam, Netherlands
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  • Monday 13:00–01:00
  • Tuesday 13:00–01:00
  • Wednesday 13:00–01:00
  • Thursday 13:00–01:00
  • Friday 13:00–02:00
  • Saturday 13:00–02:00
  • Sunday 13:00–01:00
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Anonymous
7 months ago
  

Denk dat dit DE plek is waar ik me vreselijk kan later onder smeren. Ik bedoel op me knieën in een hoekje. [...]


7 months ago
  

Old men.


9 months ago
  

Two or three years ago, this was a great place for a beer and a quick fuck. It seems those days are gone: it's always quiet here, even on Saturday night. [...]


10 months ago
  

Wilco, I agree with you that Johnny is being rude, but he is 100% correct.


10 months ago

To Johnny, I too am in my 40's but respect all who want to enjoy this bar. I wonder how you will react in a few years time when you are classed as old. [...]


10 months ago
  

Nothing but old guys here. I am in my early forties and don't pretend to be any younger, but this was like visiting a psychiatric/geriatric ward. [...]


11 months ago
  

Only good if you're into old and/or mentally ill men. Quiet, smelly and scary.


over a year ago
  

Amazing place! No silly young people here to ruin the atmosphere with their glowing skin and supple limbs, just a bunch of badly-dressed fifty-to-seventy-somethings drinking the winters of their lives away. [...]


over a year ago
  

On a typical Friday or Saturday night you will find two things here: 1) a small crowd of scary, minging queers aged 50-70, and 2) an atmosphere of despair. [...]


over a year ago

Denk dat dit DE plek is waar ik me vreselijk kan later onder smeren. Ik bedoel op me knieën in een hoekje. [...]


over a year ago
  

I'm in my late 20s, and I visited this club in multiple occasions and I must say, actually I like this place. [...]


over a year ago
  

Mostly mouldy oldies here. Like being in a horror movie full of zombies, only with much worse music (no Goblin here, just a bunch of wrinkled gremlins). [...]


over a year ago
  

I fucked a hot guy in his tight ass with my hard cock here yesterday. Made me laugh all the more at the many old men pointlessly going around in circles in the basement, super-anxious to get their leg over and never succeeding. [...]


over a year ago
  

This used to be a great place to get some action, but for the past eighteen months or so the (sparse) crowd here has largely consisted of old and creepy men. [...]


over a year ago

Was here briefly around 1:30 a.m. on a Friday night. There was practically nobody there. [...]


over a year ago
  

Full of OAPs (Old-Ass Phaggots).


over a year ago
  

If this place had a Western theme it would be called "The Old, the Fat and the Ugly". [...]


over a year ago
  

Too many old guys.


over a year ago
  

I love this bar! As a youthful man in his early seventies I find this the perfect place to go cruising for young guys in their fifties and sixties. [...]


over a year ago
  

I visited the Cuckoo's Nest, Dirty Dicks and Eagle last Saturday (i.e. Pink Saturday as well as the Pride opening night) and was somewhat surprised to find that these places were no less quiet than usual. [...]

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