I was there on a Sunday party naked with mask. The staff is friendly and helpful. Around 17:00 there were about 50 naked gays. Very sexy atmosphere, lots of action right before your eyes. A lot of dicks in erection, some really big and thick. Worth a visit!
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Went on a Tuesday eve about 11pm. This place is OK - a bar upstairs which is entered from directly off the street, a smoking room adjoining the bar, some cabins upstairs and a small very dark cruising area downstairs with more cabins. There's also a sling upstairs near the bar. There were probably 12 guys there. I stripped and cruised for a while but no action - everyone seemed quite inhibited! No condoms provided around the place which is a bit of an oversight. Guy at the bar was friendly enough. There's not a wardrobe as such - you just put your things in a locker.
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I've travelled Europe for 2 years and visited many gay Saunas and spas. Sometimes negative reviews occur because the reviewer didn't get sex, or felt like they were 'not in the right place' and feeling rejected, subsequently dislike a venue.
Let me be clear. I was certainly not rejected at this venue. I was possibly the youngest (I'm 30), and slimmest person in the entire place. I was constantly followed around by people and in one instance had to tell a man to stop trying to touch me (Nein Danke didn't seem to work).
Even so, older patrons do not necessarily cause a venue to be rated badly. The bathhouses in budapest are filled with dirty old men, but they are beautiful and clean and worth the money.
Kaiserbrundl was dark, miserable, and actually dirty. There was dirt and grime and mould on the walls and steps and floor. The pool was much smaller than it appears in the photos and the water was brown/green and cold. The showers were terrible (run for 4 seconds and then require you to push the button again and again and again) and the steamrooms were mouldy and gross. The bar was filled with cigarette smoke.
The saddest part about all of this is that the sauna has such potential if it were taken care of and cleaned. It could be beautiful (like I imagine it once was). This sad depreciation of beauty (a longing of what once was and no longer can be) sadly parallels the clients that visit the venue.
If it only cost me 5 euros, I'd still be disappointed. But it cost 20 euros and was abysmal.
To be clear, you will leave this place feeling dirty and unfortunate and wishing you'd spent however long you were inside, outside.
Sling could be a nice place to spend an evening but unfortunately a staff member 8a short middle-aged bartender) is often rude and impolite. He expects a tip for no service at all. That attitude do not exist neither in Eastern European Countries. Moreover, Sling is often visited by certain members of Balkan community; some of them are hustlers and thieves. So, if you keep away from this place, you will definitely save up some money. Moreover, Vienna can offer you much more. Feel free to check the Sling. I would be glad if I am wrong.
A Former Sling's Visitor
Hi, guys! Honestly, nothing inside attracted to have sex. It's more boudoir or rest rooms for aging gay with beer bellies in a semi-Indian, semi-Roman style. Maybe I was in bear-day? Nope, just Friday evening )) It seems, people walking around search for an exit, not a partner - sauna is so large. BTW, When I left, I was given someone else's expense for the drink, which drunk 5 persons, no less. Hey, bartender, I just arrived one hour ago! But I liked his honest eyes :)
Closely but fun. What else is needed for young boys? Somehow, too many girls. In general, not for those who are much more than 30yo.
Sunday naked theme is good fun. Mixed crowd of all ages, sizes, colours etc, so you'll likely find someone of your type. The two doormen are absolutely lovely, but the bar man could be friendlier and less grumpy. I didn't see if they provided condoms and lubes or not but those guys who fucked me had it. So might be worth bringing yours along. Recommended this gem as a good sex club in Vienna.
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