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Sport Sauna

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8 months ago   

Decent space, but there's a patron who apparently is a regular there. Bigger build and is on something. He attacked me when I didn't accept his forceful advances, and then hurled his slippers and racist abuse at me! It took multiple complaints to the staff before he was asked to leave. He argued for 30mins before leaving and continuing to threaten me! I asked for a refund, but couldn't get one. Next day I went to complain to the day manager, and this guy was back, sat at the bar, drinking, smoking and having a laugh! I Couldn't believe it! He saw me and stood to approach me. I left! Can't believe they would let him back in after his behaviour, in front of all the other patrons.

Vienna Fetish Spring

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over a year ago   

A social event: perfect if you want to pose in your leather outfit and meet fellow poser in their leather outfits.

Kaiserbruendl-Sauna

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over a year ago   

Nice place. Perfect afternoon. I Love this Sauna. The very nice guys.

Kaiserbruendl-Sauna

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over a year ago   

Not as grand as expected, but OK. People have rather an attitude...Would not mind if such was from the gorgeous ones, but is pretty much from all..They smoke too which seems very old fashioned & it stinks of strong cigarettes.Dangerous with matresses about and so behind the times?.Not normally one to quote DEAR DAVINA of AB FAB, but would say to the "receptionist"..."Cut the attitude sweetie...You work in a knocking shop"... No word of thanks, when we paid, and when asked where we went next,looking at a curtain, to the right, he rudely retorted that that was the kitchen and go upstairs....We are German speakers and hate to think how talks to others..Suspect the same or worse in his ever so BITTER, Queenie way??? Needs training or sacking... Generally so, so and some action but not as grand as had expected, over priced & full of guys waiting for something better to come along, and suspect some go home to their computer for more action...

Sling

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over a year ago   

A tion is guaranteed in this place. It's small and smelly, but that's make it nasty and interesting as well. There are no space to walk around and pretend to ignore people, so if you like someone you approch him. I went there on Friday night and Monday around 22:00 ... always fuckable people. Best place to hook up easily in Vienna.

Kaiserbruendl-Sauna

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over a year ago   

I visited this sauna on Sunday around 18:00 There were some people, mostly in their 30's 40's which I like, but few 20's as well. I found less attitude than in other cities, it wasn't that bad, I had action with 4 or 5 guys, but it took a ccuple of hours. I was told that Sunday after 15:00 is the best time. I would try it again if I ever come back to Vienna.

Sport Sauna

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over a year ago   

I visited this sauna onnSaturday nigth. Very few people, I stayed there from 23:00 to 4:00 am very little action. The place is clean, but I expected to find more people, perhaps I was at the wrong time.

Sling

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over a year ago   

ATTENTION.extremely dangerous,not only because of many pickpockets,particularly beause of the sale of illegal drugs which has led to frequent police raids.This is very emberassing,as the police check the IDs of all people present and enter the data in an official database.

Sling

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over a year ago   

Bar upstairs is small but ok, aircond. Was not in use ...so hot and smokey.darkroom area in downstairs so dirty, really dirty. No condoms or Luke around so bring your own. Staff Was friendly.
Not my kind of place.

Sling

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over a year ago   

I was there on a Sunday party naked with mask. The staff is friendly and helpful. Around 17:00 there were about 50 naked gays. Very sexy atmosphere, lots of action right before your eyes. A lot of dicks in erection, some really big and thick. Worth a visit!

Sling

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over a year ago   

Went on a Tuesday eve about 11pm. This place is OK - a bar upstairs which is entered from directly off the street, a smoking room adjoining the bar, some cabins upstairs and a small very dark cruising area downstairs with more cabins. There's also a sling upstairs near the bar. There were probably 12 guys there. I stripped and cruised for a while but no action - everyone seemed quite inhibited! No condoms provided around the place which is a bit of an oversight. Guy at the bar was friendly enough. There's not a wardrobe as such - you just put your things in a locker.

Kaiserbruendl-Sauna

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over a year ago

Ik ben gay zoekt man voor anal sex

Kaiserbruendl-Sauna

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over a year ago   

I've travelled Europe for 2 years and visited many gay Saunas and spas. Sometimes negative reviews occur because the reviewer didn't get sex, or felt like they were 'not in the right place' and feeling rejected, subsequently dislike a venue.

Let me be clear. I was certainly not rejected at this venue. I was possibly the youngest (I'm 30), and slimmest person in the entire place. I was constantly followed around by people and in one instance had to tell a man to stop trying to touch me (Nein Danke didn't seem to work).

Even so, older patrons do not necessarily cause a venue to be rated badly. The bathhouses in budapest are filled with dirty old men, but they are beautiful and clean and worth the money.

Kaiserbrundl was dark, miserable, and actually dirty. There was dirt and grime and mould on the walls and steps and floor. The pool was much smaller than it appears in the photos and the water was brown/green and cold. The showers were terrible (run for 4 seconds and then require you to push the button again and again and again) and the steamrooms were mouldy and gross. The bar was filled with cigarette smoke.

The saddest part about all of this is that the sauna has such potential if it were taken care of and cleaned. It could be beautiful (like I imagine it once was). This sad depreciation of beauty (a longing of what once was and no longer can be) sadly parallels the clients that visit the venue.

If it only cost me 5 euros, I'd still be disappointed. But it cost 20 euros and was abysmal.

To be clear, you will leave this place feeling dirty and unfortunate and wishing you'd spent however long you were inside, outside.

Sling

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over a year ago   

Dear Fellows,
Sling could be a nice place to spend an evening but unfortunately a staff member 8a short middle-aged bartender) is often rude and impolite. He expects a tip for no service at all. That attitude do not exist neither in Eastern European Countries. Moreover, Sling is often visited by certain members of Balkan community; some of them are hustlers and thieves. So, if you keep away from this place, you will definitely save up some money. Moreover, Vienna can offer you much more. Feel free to check the Sling. I would be glad if I am wrong.
Viel Spass,
A Former Sling's Visitor

Kaiserbruendl-Sauna

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over a year ago   

Hi, guys! Honestly, nothing inside attracted to have sex. It's more boudoir or rest rooms for aging gay with beer bellies in a semi-Indian, semi-Roman style. Maybe I was in bear-day? Nope, just Friday evening )) It seems, people walking around search for an exit, not a partner - sauna is so large. BTW, When I left, I was given someone else's expense for the drink, which drunk 5 persons, no less. Hey, bartender, I just arrived one hour ago! But I liked his honest eyes :)

Why Not

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over a year ago   

Closely but fun. What else is needed for young boys? Somehow, too many girls. In general, not for those who are much more than 30yo.

Sling

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over a year ago   

Sunday naked theme is good fun. Mixed crowd of all ages, sizes, colours etc, so you'll likely find someone of your type. The two doormen are absolutely lovely, but the bar man could be friendlier and less grumpy. I didn't see if they provided condoms and lubes or not but those guys who fucked me had it. So might be worth bringing yours along. Recommended this gem as a good sex club in Vienna.

Vienna Fetish Spring

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over a year ago   

Amazing event! Was there last year during my Vienna holidays. Great location the HARDON Club. Hot guys, good music. Will go there next year for sure again.

Kaiserbruendl-Sauna

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over a year ago   

You should visit it anyway. It special and beautiful place, but i didn't like it so much. There were enough people, but not really good looking, many old and fat mens. especially in dark turkish sauna, where some young and may be drunk people suck those dick. If u like it, u ll be happy! There is no "normal' turkish sauna. The sauna is huge and its difficult to find something, but after tree tours u ll get it. clean, not every where but ok in general.

Sling

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over a year ago   

Great place, nice staff at the bar. Somebody though should advise the wardrobe guy to take a course in basic manners of human communication.