Well, no gay visit to Puerto Vallarta is complete without an afternoon at the famous Blue Chairs. Surprisingly, many of the reviews from other sites often are negative about the 'ole Blue, but I think they were either expecting too much or just didn't know how to have a good time. I found the hotel and the beach connected to it to be just fine. It's where all the boys are.
The style of the hotel is Mediterranean/Spanish with terra cotta tiled floors, arched doorways, and white stucco walls. It was very pleasant. The small reception area is manned 24/7 by an attendent that either looked always bored or overwhelmed. Once there, take the very small elevator to the roofdeck for the various shows, bar and entertainment. Or, you can walk the six flights up.
The rooftop bar itself is small, with a manager who always seemed to be counting money, perhaps from the days receipts. I thought it was strange to always be counting money at the bar vs in a some backroom out of sight, but we are in Mexico. Who knows? The drinks are as you would find in most bars, and at typical prices for Mexico which, with the exchange rates for the US and Canada, is a fantastic deal. Very easy to get a good buzz in Mexico. Hear that Canada!?!
The bartenders don't universally speak english so just say tequila and know a few other basic words for fruit or vodka and you will be fine. I had a different bartender each time so I can't fully gage the cuteness factor. They all were okay, if not unmemorable.
The nightly entertainment usually consists of "The Dirty Bitches" who were fantastic. They speak english and are very funny. Three of the most drag divalicious performers you will see in PV. The stage is actually some wooden boards that cover the small pool, so don't expect to use the pool anytime after 5 p.m. when the bar opens, chairs are put in place for the evenings events. The are tables and chairs in front of the stage that fill quickly, and stools and benches along the perimeter so you will likely have a good view of the action. The acts usually start around 8 pm and go for about an hour, but often they will start early, so don't me be a slave to time -- no Mexican is. Other nights, the stage is full of hunky (albeit a bit short) dancers doing routines in various stages of undress. They are all buff and sexy, but not all gay. (Oops, I think I told you a secret). Either way, tip well -- since you will see them at most of the other venues in PV later that night... and those little buggers remember!
On some nights, however, it is really slow and the roof may be empty or close to it. Read the schedule posted in the lobby and you will be fine.
The rooftop bar is a great place to meet friends before you venture to PVs numerous clubs and bars. It is definitely worth visiting. In fact, it is doubtful you will be able to stay away while visiting.
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