I visited the Vault on two naked nights: Monday & Thursday. It was busy with guys mostly 30+, Some fit and others, like myself, overweight. It is a small venue and there is a limited number of cabins. However, the action takes place right throughout the venue and you will get action if that is what you want. I tugged on may cocks and stroked many others as the guys passed me. I also had many hands touching my own cock in what I would describe as an enjoyable experience. I will visit again if I am ever back in London.
Pants Lover 3 months ago
Went yesterday Feb 10 to the underwear day. You are given a crate to pop your clothes into and a bag to hold your change to buy more drinks after the first free one. Cans of beer £3.60 but it is central London so not too bad. I was there for a couple of hours and there was around 25 guys of all ages there. If you enjoy walking about in your pants and feeling your bulge (or someone elses)then its great.Must have fondled at least a dozen bulges and had some pop out fun with a few too. Gloryholes were great once people started using them. Had my dick sucked then went off to have more bulge feeling. When i was ready to leave popped into the gloryholes again and was sucked to completion. Left feeling very relieved and had a great afternoon
Andy 4 months ago
Just spent Christmas and new year in London and of all the venues and naked events I went to and there were a lot, vault put them all to shame. It's cheap £6.00 including your first drink coat check was free and you only have to pay once and you can come and go all day. The drinks must have been the cheapest I had the entire time I was in London. The quantity and quality of men was amazing. It was just wall to wall hot hard action. I have never experienced anything like it and will be back as soon as I can.
Wayne 4 months ago
Went to a naked night a couple of weeks ago, it was nice and busy (this was a thursday around 11pm). Lots of different guys, I had some glory hole fun then moved into the smaller arch with a couple of older guys. As others have said some guys do try to get involved but saying no or shaking your head seems to work. Anyways... can't complain as I enjoyed it, I love being watched and actually welcome being fondled by others while I'm getting spit roasted ;) Good place in all, can't say much about the bar prices as I didn't bother!
Ted Gay 6 months ago
Visited the Vault last night. It was busier than my previous visit, but still little action outside the cubicles. The whole cruising area seems too light so most people use the cabins, etc. Again the glory-hole cubicles were hogged by couples or by singles apparently unaware there were glory-holes or just ignorant as to what they were, i.e. standing with door half open trying to encourage others to come in. You'd think they'd at least look to see who was the other side of the glory-hole in next cubicle, but none of them did. However I did get some action via the glory-hole eventually.
Ted Gay 6 months ago
I intend to visit The Vault again very soon, maybe tonight. Last visit there was very little activity outside the cubicles. Also very annoying is how couples hog the glory-hole cubicles preventing the glory-holes being used. This also happens at other gay venues. For those of us into glory-hole action this is very frustrating. However with Chariots closing their glory-holes for some strange reason (going upmarket as a 'gay health club' rather than a 'gay health/sex club'?) We now have few venues left with glory-holes. If there's a glory-hole then it should be used. If you're not into these, please find somewhere else to go in the club to have a twosome.
hunter 6 months ago
Went to naked night on a recent Monday while visiting London on business. The other reviews were spot on. It was a mixed crowd but plenty of buffed hotties, across the age spectrum (mostly 30/40s but definitely some twinks and older too). To the guy who complained that he was average and couldn't attract the hot ones, I'm not sure you can blame them. It's a naked sex spot. People see exactly what they're going to get and pick accordingly. Even on a Monday at 9pm the cruising areas got pretty packed (which can be good or bad depending on your perspective and how much 'mixing' you're looking for). I found an incredibly sexy Englishman and had a hell of a hot time.
G 7 months ago
I went to Naked Night at the Vault on October 8, 2012 - a Monday. I showed up about 8PM, and it was packed. I would estimate there approximately 40 guys, at least, running around and most were semi-hard or hard. The guys kept flowing in the entire time I was there, albeit around 30 minutes. I was only there 30 minutes because I immediately noticed a guy who I found pretty attractive - mid-30s, 6'1", 160lbs, lean, fit, etc. - and we had a good time together. That said, I was ready for dinner and moved on quickly. Pretty telling if within 10 minutes you can find one guy and then in about 5 be in a private cabin having some quick fun on a work night. The rest of the crowd tended toward the mid-30s to about 50 range. As I am under 30, I did not find as many guys to be for me, but that is not to say there were not men of all type. They ranged from not so fit to somewhat fit. I will be honest; the pickings were a little slim if you are looking for a bit more of the "typical" athletic/swimmer/runner's body that we seem to glorify . . . or gets the most attention in lots of these forums. Lots of guys. Lots having fun. I will be back on Thursday night for the Naked night and hopefully report back. This is my second time in London and the first time I enjoyed the Vault, too.
I was visiting London and dropped in to find it was naked night :) Most fun i had in London during my 2 week stay! Staff were friendly, many guys were fit and in shape, many types of guys turned up, lighting was appropriate in the right areas and dark in the group areas, private rooms have no locks which is really annoying, entrance fee is cheap, condoms available near the bar. Defiantly check their website and turn up on their themed nights!
Martin Wilcox 8 months ago
I visited on a Sunday afternoon which is an underwear only on time. I am afraid I was not impressed. The venue is tired looking and really isn't conducive to having nice fun. But then what more can one expect when the entrance fee is only 6 pounds and that includes the first drink! I just couldn't get turned on and although I make contact with ease I just didn't feel this was the place for me!
Fuck hound 9 months ago
Went there last monday night. The place is small, very friendly and clean. Theres a good mixture of guys that go here but none of them are up their own arses. Would deffo recommend and I'll be visiting again next Monday.
21cmukp 9 months ago
I agree with "Golfo" below in many aspects of his reviews, mostly the ones against Pleasuredrome and the ones saying that Charriots Shoreditch is good but not excellent as it was in 2006. My main disagree with him is about VAULT 139, as it is a great place to have public sex in London: wide range of guys, and no attitude!
Finally, I have one question for "Golfo": which is the best place in London to find british meat ready for sex? I missed many brit guys in my last UK trip and I am hungry for redhead cocks!
If you like have sex in front of everybody with guys 40 - 60 yo then this club is for you. Went there twice during Pride Weekend. Nice staff, entrance 7 pounds ( inc. coat check and drink ), but the darkroom itself is disappointing. Try to start action with somebody and you automatically have lots of people trying to joining or watching. And I don't like being touch by 50 + old and ugly guys. It's sad that big city like London has so few clubs with darkrooms and most of them aiming for leather, naked and other fetishes. As far as sex clubs for young people ( 20 - 35 ) cities like Hungary, Berlin, Prague or Warsaw are far more better.
I am a visitor from Spain. Great place for having tons of sex in front of others. Wide range of guys (from 25 to 70). Wide range of bodies. Lots of action. Bigger than I thought. Stripped nights are really busy, I recommend it, and I will def. come back!
Papa 11 months ago
Muscular alpha males mainly at this place and they tend to cruise each other so if you are older its mainly jerking off to the porn. Ughhhhhh
GREAT place! Went for the first time on Thur 24 May 2012 deepthroated loads of cocks especially one massive one belonging to a black guy called Jonny. I have big tits and got them sucked as I sat astride a muscly white hunk called John (Medical Secretary) and got them sucked for 45 mins - Heaven!!!
Pete over a year ago
It is NOT true that men of all types and ages go. It's mainly for the Colt model types, you know, muscle, hair, beards. If you don't have a great body or if you are NOT a hot young jock or a muscle alpha male bear, then you'll end up wasting your time at the Vault. I've been many times with no luck. The place is dark so you can't even watch. I am average looking with an average body and it and so it was a waste of time. Ended walking and walking and walking without hooking.
I've been to quite a few sex clubs and this is my favourite, although i've only been on naked nights. Men of all types and ages. Zero attitude. Lots of action going on. Readily available condoms and lube. My only complaints are that it is quite small and gets VERY busy sometimes (although this does add to the horniness) and there are no slings. Staff are friendly and helpful. Some guys doing BB. Had a great time the other night.
luguile over a year ago
I went to the Underwear Party on Sunday. It is best not to come too early because everyone starts to come in the middle of the day. The place is typical for a cruising bar with backroom areas. It is on one level and some areas could be considered as too dark. Men are various and of all ages. Condoms and lube are accessible near the bar. The staff is friendly. Sex over there is pretty good as long as you like to see men of various ages touching each other. I had a great time and recommend this place. It is less expensive than a sauna - around 6 to 7 £. It is advisable to go during the naked or underwear parties.
world cruiser over a year ago
i have been a few times now and have to say that out of all the sex venues I have have been to this has to be the best. its clean, well organised, fantastic value for money friendly staff hot guys, no attitude and very busy. can not recommend it enough, it puts other venues and there money grabbing promoters to shame.