SuperMartXe at Pulse

What a fucking joke! This is the worst of London club management! And that is pretty much as bad as it could ever be. The club basically manages to process one person through the entry every five or ten minutes or so. And doesen't care. As everyone has prepaid their ticket the club management has already collected their revenues and couldn't care less about people actually getting value for money and instead ends up queuing endlessly in a god-forgotten freaking tunnel that only Brits/London-locals could deem acceptable as public and civil space. Don't ever pre-pay any club experience in London!!!! It wont get you in faster. It will only direct you to the same line as anyone else, with/out tickets and only if you stick it out for a couple of hours in the most disgusting environment you could imagine you might get into the club. Only to spend as much time in the coatcheck line. And possible at the end of this unpleasant process get the questionable opportunity to buy diluted drinks, overcharged by some fu...n rude bar staff who 'forgets' to give you your change back.

If you like getting double screwed and humiliated SuperMarXe in London is totally for you!!!

Its looks like SuperMartXe London will be back 20/27 February in London according to what we read on SeenQueen.com.

SuperMartxe - Alice in Wonderland 01/01/10 review:

Logan was right, this was not going to be your average tea party! This was the return of the B’itches after our terrible swine flu B.itch of all summers. This party was throbbing – a full house! – it was a sea of gyrating hot bodies as we made our way down into the dance floor in front of the stage. The music being perfectly mixed by SuperMartXe Madrid’s very own resident maestro DJ Juanjo Martin.

The stage show started around 21.00 with one of my favorite tracks – a super PA with a mix of ‘Sweet Child of Mine’ sung by Alice in Wonderland herself! It was the usual mix of exploding fireworks and sexy dancers. Although in all seriousness, having moved to this bigger venue and from the marketing blurb I was expecting something more 'fantastico' but the stage set was not on the impressive scale of Silicon Babes or Commando – so Coronet wins the day on that. However the stage show is just a useful intermission to have a rest and certainly didn’t dampen our enthusiasm for this event as a whole.

Our only gripes – the freezing hallways and staircases, massive coat check queue and the mounds of rubbish that you had to climb over!

But all in all for the B.itches return event we made the right choice, choosing the delights of a respectable sophisticated Tea Dance from one of the world’s leading super brand clubbing names and the top notch DJ Juanjo Martin – I’m sure he winked at me! Winked people!!! With probably the cutest and sexiest crowd in London. Viva SuperMartXe Londres – FANTASTICO.

awsome good but does anyone know the 2010 agenda??

SuperMartXé London parties are simply awesome! B there or b²