FANTASTIC FABULOUS NIGHT. One of the only true gay venue's that still cater and care for the lesbian and gay community. Great music, Great Djs and GREAT drag queens always. Love the Swan and thank goodness it's still here after all these years.
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The Door staff are incredibly rude. Firstly one bouncer started off with an arrogant attitude towards me and my group of friends and then later that evening whilst queuing for the toilet we were told we were "Too drunk" and then followed into the toilet. When we came out three bouncers waited for us and the bouncer who had been on the door pulled my arm back in a extremely aggressive way and pushed me out of the club and against a wall. The came along a female bouncer with just as bigger attitude as the male ones and claimed that I ASSAULTED her!! What a joke. My friend who doesn't drink and had a glass of water with her was also told she was "Too drunk " and was kicked out too. When we complained not one member of staff cared and even went as far to laugh and smile at us. This is so disgusting and will never be coming here again and will be making sure anyone we speak to knows just how rude and violent the door staff are here. STEER CLEAR!!!!
Me and my friend visited the vault Friday night and had a bazaar yet very entertaining evening! We are both 19, and majority of guys are a lot older, however we got a lot of attention and loved it! This bar is desgned for sex so don't go expecting anything less. Very friendly and accommodating staff, made us feel welcome from start to finish.
Since last time, I think, they have refurbished the Jacuzzi, which is definitely the best element of this sauna. It is the only place that looks somewhat new and maintained.
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Went to GAY before hand had two drinks nothing else before that queued for GAY late for 30 minutes only to Be rejected by the most ignorant staff you can find on the door saying there were 2 out of the 5 of us who could go in while the rest of us were too drunk to go in. GAY late needs to really rethink their staff if they are not happy working nights and dealing with drunks then why are they working there. For a bar that opens for midnight are you not supposed to be able to have a few drinks in another bar before you go in??? Waste of time and all the way from Ireland to experience this sh*t
People before us were drunk and drinking in the queue and they were just let in, just cause we were having a joke between us and laughing they said we were too drunk.
I have been to Central Station a few times the past 5 years mainly was because its not too close to where I live.
I needed to point out, I am a Chinese person and I always was treated very well when I was there. I thought all the staff at the door, coat check and the bar were super nice.
I only went for the SOP night so the smell of urine was expected. I do think the floor and the walls were a bit dirty (I am a filthy pig but I couldn't even get on my knees or dare to touch the floor. Also I wanted to get on my back but no way I was laying on that floor.
Besides the toilet was very dirty, and no door at the cubicals. I think you can still have a clean toilet even for a WS night.
Overall I always enjoy my time there and all the time it was quite busy.
I have been going to SweatBox for over four years now, whenever I visit London! The staff has always been so nice and kind and treated me with great respect. The day I arrived in London, I always buy a weekly pass, so I can come and go as I please. I have met the nicest people from all over the world on vacation like myself, as well as locals. When your friendly to people I find that people are very friendly to you there. I often joke with the staff, that I'm one of the older customers, yet everyone is still so nice and friendly! I highly recommend this as a fun and relaxing sauna Londothe theme nights are the best! Usually busy! Always fun!
Manipulated breathalizer test to justify door policy:
At the door the woman asked me whether I would accept a breathalizer test because I look like maybe not ok. I just had 2 small beer before, so I accepted. The woman after the test walked 2 meters away with the device, came back and asked me to do it again and to breathe more constantly. After that second try the machine showed 0.89. "Sorry but we cannot admit you, you are not even fit to drive". Later I checked on a website, and with 2 small beers I should have had 0.34. Very strange door policy disguised by "objectivity". Years ago that was a fun place to go to - no more.
This place is hugely let down by the incredibly rude and disrespectful door staff. Such a shame as these establishment are supposed to be a welcoming and safe place for gay and lesbian people and yet the door staff treat you awfully and discriminate against who they want to let in and not. There should be a consistent policy not one where they pick and choose. For example last night they let 4 girls in that have never been before and then stopped one girl who had forgotten their membership card and refused entry saying members only.
. I hope the future seems some improvement in how gay and lesbian people are treated and respected. You would not get a straight club behave this way.
Been A Few Times Before. Not Bad. Prefer When With Somebody. A Fun Place Once Once You Get Into The Mood! Best When Wet!
This club is a dive. its full of tacky,shifty, emaciated, and generally dodgy queens who will probably rob you. I've had my phone stolen from here AND had my wallet taken from my bag in the cloak room and emptied. STEER CLEAR
Place is nasty, security is formed by a team of sadistic, poorly trained ego destoyers.
I should have heeded the bad reviews.
Bouncer looked at me and said he was going to breathalise me. I said that was fine since I don't drink alcohol and have never been drunk in my life. He asked me to stand on a spot, I stood there. He then asked me to step back which I did. Then he refused me entry because I was too drunk.
I must commend him for being able to breathalise someone with his eyes, though I must dispute their accuracy. In all honesty, he looked a little out of it himself. I guess the breathaliser threat was said in an attempt to make me turn away and he never produced one because it would prove him wrong and he'd have to let me in.
Not sure whether I was turned away for not looking gay enough or not looking young enough. Shame you can do nothing when they talk bollocks to you because they don't want to give you evidence for blatant discrimation of some sort.
Wouldn't advise anyone to make a purposeful trip here because it seems that if your face doesn't fit you're not getting in.
One star simpy because no stars can't be given.
I had the best of times. A wild twinky twink down from Norwich. I got myself naked, got my ass in the air and had the time of my life. way too many guys to count filled my boy holes. load after load. i loved it. couldn't walk after i left tho. go and have a great time
almost everything was good. The entrance woman in blonde hair was very rude and so unfriendly. I was in gay late like 2 months ago and also a month ago and when I visited the club yesterday the music was still the same what I found a bit boring.
I went to G-A-Y bar last year but they refused me to entry, the man was rude and said I needed a membership card. I think he thought I was straight. How gay people can complain about homophobia and these places acts the same way?
The guy told men I block the entrance for sitting on the staircase on very rude way
But I moved 2 white guys sitting the position for hour chatting and smoking he didn't say a word I think my skin tone was issue the guy with goatee he's so rude
Toilets are so filth
Young twink down from Wales looking for action. Got down about 9pm and was almost not let in for being too ugly. Convinced them to let me in by paying double and was immediately met with the WOC. The wall had space for 18 men so I let them all finish and guzzled it down like a milkshake. Halfway through a hot guy came up and started licking my hole. This made me extra horny and helped me please the WOC in record time. Had a shower with 27 other guys and there were just rock ons everywhere. It was a complete cock fest. I was shattered and emotionally drained. I was such a naughty cumslut. Went with a few of my new Cisco Bae’s. They love it too.
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