Reviews London

not very clean, not busy ,not the most popular one though

filthy, small and pricy, the place is falling apart (NO RECOMMENDED )

AS ONE - NYD (01.01. 2012) @ Fire – LondonOhh "Happy New Year", yeh yeh we got locked out of Facebuck so a bit of a delay in sending you our b.itchin greetings. And thanks for voting for us in the New Years Honours List – The Queen was 'not amused'.Our New Year clubbing decision was based on the need to find something we never tried before, after our last WE party we needed a change. AS ONE has never appealed before - as both we had seen long queues in snow one year after we came from SuperMartXe at the Brixton Academy and then the mix of clubs – can all those Bears, Trannies, Club Kids, Beefcakes, Buff Boys, Hunks and everyone in-between really get on in one club. Well there was only one way to tell!Our arrival time was perfectly not co-ordinated with just too many separate friends groups, some coming on from WE Party where they were on a mega ticket of clubbing – so hardcore. We were having a nice simple 'one party' new year celebration - so an early 23.30 rendezvous at Vauxhall Station meant we walked with nervous "queue thoughts" down to Fire's main entrance, only to be told we had past the entrance which was at the Lightbox entrance – oops we had thought that was the VIP entrance to Protocol. Oh shows what chavs we really are then. But through the gate, still expecting a massive queue hiding behind, but no, straight into an efficient but polite security check in the courtyard. Then a lil walk along behind the arches to the Fire Garden area where picnic benches were being laid out. To the coat check. Oh – no, no – no queue but IT'S OUTSIDE – yes neatly barriered and seemingly would work very efficiently - but did anyone think how cold it was – thinking more for the morning. But we can freeze the thought there, and return to it in the morning I guess. So handing over our layers to the friendly and already cold joking girls on the coat check team – we smiled wryly at the prospect.So running through and guessing which set of doors gets you into the club we were safely inside the much warmer club and grabbed our New Year Drinks with friends in the Mirror Arch bar - and were there a whole load of us assembled. So through to the main room which was already nicely pumping and we took up residence near the steps in the 'bar quarter' of the main room which was hosting Orange this evening. The music was certainly very upfront and vocal and totally suiting our mood. With Smokin'Jo on the decks later that evening you really sensed a superior internationally famous talented DJ in her tracks. The crowd was nicely mixed but your general 'Fire' clubbers – cute, toned and tops off – and buff bodies – oh all except the one girl with us – who pulled a guy in five minutes and was off home again!The excitement was marred at one point by one of our party believing he had just had his phone pick pocketed on the dance floor – jeez – he spent an hour trapsing about looking and reporting back to security and then found it in his back pocket later that evening – the total muppet – well in his defence he said "but I never keep it in that pocket" – ok Sherlock duh.So with the night progressing we checked out the eclectic mix of clubs – finding that the MegaWoof in the Lightbox was pumping some great tracks (making us think we might visit that club one day even) – perhaps when you lose your baby face babes). But Daz Saund and Micky Galiano were doing the stuff and we love the room – still in love with the light array and that rather cute tall toned Dr lad who kept following Tall-B.itch from room to room. Although interesting we didn't see many MegaWoof stereotypes in that room.We kept walking through the Trade 'mirror arch' but not long enough to dance, as our draw was the main room – as it so often is at our clubbing extravaganza. And we didn't manage to visit The Fire Lounge and of course we chavs were not invited to the VIP area – don't they know who we are?The main room remained full with plenty of space at the bar end – but not in that 'ooh the club is emptying' fashion – this was comfortable New Year clubbing.Our party friends who had been WE parting as well, certainly didn't last until the early morning but we made a conscious decision to leave before the usual Beyond timed exit – and yes it was a bit chilly waiting for the coats – although not too long a wait thank goodness. We then proceed to Charriots to find it 'closed until Midday' so with no Tubes running yet – yes we joined the last of our mad friends for Beyond and Tall-B.itch was flavour of the month with the Dr boy sniffing around plus two other couples – but we were happy together – bringing in the New Year our way without external carnal interference or intervention and some lovely Beyond beats.So our first ever AS ONE and we had a great time, perhaps the more upfront pumping vocal house music was the key (yes we loved Orange @ Pride) so maybe its SceneB.itch that is changing – we are on a journey through life and we know what we like music wise. Even though there were five clubs in one – we only go to two of them – but then again – we only had to queue to get in once. And a key thing we noticed is that there was not any great segregation of types in the rooms we saw – just generally clubbers of all shapes and sizes from the United Nations of Clubland – but seeing so many friendly faces in terms of friends and acquaintances was the contributing factor to the nights success. Thank you and Happy New Year at AS ONE and that might mean SceneB.itch will be back. p.s. find SceneBitch on Face-buck

I visited this venue on 15th January 2012, the attitude of both the staff and management absolutely stink, they care nothing of customers and would not even honour their own special offer vouchers citing rules on use that were not stated in the offer or on the voucher. This place does not deserve to be in business there are many more venues in London that are far better than this. The staff and management need to attend customer care training.

i have been a few times now and have to say that out of all the sex venues I have have been to this has to be the best. its clean, well organised, fantastic value for money friendly staff hot guys, no attitude and very busy. can not recommend it enough, it puts other venues and there money grabbing promoters to shame.

I have been 3 nude parties so far.The first one was a couple of years ago. A huge nylon pool filled with warm oil and a lot of nice guys 'swimming' in it. That was great!The second one was a simple naked dance party. It was ok.And the third one was this 2012 new year naked foam party.This was the best of all! Awsome!Nice guys with great smile rubbing each other, stroking, kissing and sucking while a lot of eely foam came upon us. Sometimes it was too much that I hardly could breath. It was worth to come!

i went there but the Italian manager so rude and loud making a remarks on customers,. while he should be nice and friendly acting like he owns the sauna its such a shame that chariot the rating of customers dropping is phenomenal also due to recession of course ,but if you compare to its counterpart pleasuredrome always full and friendly with happy music a place to relax rather than screamed by a mental italian queen such a shame as i know and lived in italy they are not all like THAT ,after all chariot its a place to relax WE as the consumers pay to enjoy our selfs and unwind the week or work stress rather than the opposite this how customer loose interest ,the nicest thing are cleaners they just do there job,while the manager and his assistant an asian guy screaming from the coffee lounge even if you are in steam room you can hear the lot such a shame how some people could really give a bad reputation to a business

Hello everybody I have been going to this sauna for almost 10 years , it's clean , nice atmosphere . Attitude free , attracts mainly professional and businessmen which I only like Always wellcoming and hot drinks are served for free which is so nice , Most important they always play nice music I recommend if you are looking for some intelligent conversation with like minded gentlemen , and get respected the way you deserved After all we got to support them for providing good service for us Wish you all joy and happiness

any1 (under 30) want reall fun ?I m looking for hard and wild something...I m 23 bottom london ...text me or call me if yu have own place and who can fuck hard and longer ..07523289311

I've never been to a sauna, what’s the etiquette? Do guys just walk around naked and shag anywhere or are there specific areas? Can you do it in the hot tub?! If you're not into a guy is it alright to say no or is it a bit of a free for all? I'm not sure I’d be able to control myself with so many hot naked guys walking around!! Would it be embarrassment if you walked around with a hard on most of the time?!!

This is a wonderful place just as a gay boozer should be. People talk to each other here so if you are a poker faced bitchy Soho queen then you would be better off on Old Compton Street.

Never ever go there its awful....old guy, the music is crub

Been there last friday.Horny sauna, i am 25 and there were alot of fit lads my age! i wanna try the foam paries.

I didn't like it at all, I left straight away ..NO RECOMMENDED

heaven ios not heaven any more

A small sauna and rather overpriced would be better if there was a spa, not as many old guys as I would have hoped but I met one old boy who was very hairy and very willing to fuck we went to a private room and had a good hours session, after he left me he went straight to the next hard cock, I noticed he had a pacemaker but that didn't stop him, good for you old timer

I think the place is too small, and not enough old guys, I did meet one guy who just wanted to be fucked no foreplay just straight in, and I think he was a regular and was soon off to the next hard cock when he left me, the place could be a lot cleaner and the lack of a spa was a let down but it is was it is

I met a really nice hairy old guy in the sauna he had big balls but small cock and loved to suck me and we went in a private room and he asked me to fuck him so I did, he must have been in his 80s but still loved it, when we had finished I noticed he had a pacemaker but he sure does love cock

The best spa in London. I went there last Saturday and it was really great.

it sounds like i need to go there