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Vault

Anyone wanting their cock deep throated messege me on here - I am VERY EXPERT!

Vault

GREAT place! Went for the first time on Thur 24 May 2012 deepthroated loads of cocks especially one massive one belonging to a black guy called Jonny. I have big tits and got them sucked as I sat astride a muscly white hunk called John (Medical Secretary) and got them sucked for 45 mins - Heaven!!!

Central Station Kings Cross

I just love this place, nothing better than having urine squirted all over my body

Paradise Spa

Falling apart and depressing with some rather odd customers - cheaper than other saunas but you get what you pay for I guess

The Portsea

I was very disappointed, I had thought to find horny Arabs instead I found a pail of old men.. If you like old fells there are many eager for cocks, no sign of professionals or city men. I don't think they would come here, liverpool street it's a good place for that . good luck !!

Vault

It is NOT true that men of all types and ages go. It's mainly for the Colt model types, you know, muscle, hair, beards. If you don't have a great body or if you are NOT a hot young jock or a muscle alpha male bear, then you'll end up wasting your time at the Vault. I've been many times with no luck. The place is dark so you can't even watch. I am average looking with an average body and it and so it was a waste of time. Ended walking and walking and walking without hooking.

Chariots sauna Vauxhall

If you are NOT a hot young jock or a muscle alpha male bear, don't bother coming. I am average looking with an average body and it was a waste of time. Ended walking and walking and walking....

The Portsea

NEVER AGAIN! I was here in this place, I would not recommend it because there are better competitors. The place looked like a dump, also not a comb, a hand dryer, a cream, bath foam, toilet out of order and showers do not work well. I didn't know how to dry my hair and asked for a towel which I was charged £1 for that . RIDICULOUS !! also there are only three rooms and few old people by 7pm is dead. In short, for £14 I would prefer going to pleasuredrom or chariots, I certainly will I enjoy more.

Rupert Street

A few of us were having after work drinks on a Friday night, one of my friends was ordering a drink in the area where the bar staff walk through, he didn't know, he rudely was asked to move by the old wrinkled lady, I believe she's the boss, then when he tried to move in to order his drink, she called the bouncers and without even talking to him or questioning anything decided to throw him out. He was not drunk or aggressive, just simply waiting at the wrong side of the bar. This turned into a major argument where the bouncers ended up beating my friend, punched him, and me even though we kept telling them to leave us alone, that we were leaving, but whey would not even let us leave the bar, they just wanted to keep punching us. PLEASE BOYCOTT THIS BAR. Now that I've googled and started searching, it seems there is a pattern of abuse by the bouncers and the old lady who runs the bar. Also, I totally agree about the other reviews of the bullying toilet keeper who shouts at you for not washing your hands and tipping. UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR NIGHT RUINED, AVOID THIS PLACE.

Epic

thnks..DANNY,SEE..U..IN..AMSTERDAM,X

Epic

there..is..no..monday..morning,rubish,no..club..is..for..monday..after..hour,as..orange..finishs..at..7am,leaving..the..clubers..on..street..of..vauxhall,unsafe,sucks..mondays.

The Portsea

never..been,live..near..by,hope..it..will..be..full..of..sexy..relaxed..guys,see..u..there..soon

Chariots sauna Vauxhall

I been to vauxhall sauna one month ago. I'd like to say this sauna is vary clean and friendly staff. Then I hope to visit it very soon.

Eagle London

Eagle London Early Bird - A New Dawn! - Launching Monday 30th April 2012As people and times change we have been talking and listening to our customers in the constant mission to ensure Eagle London remains at the heart of Vauxhalls vibrant LGBT community.The biggest area of feedback was regarding the positive change to our weekend promotions by opening the venue to ALL and not just a male only offer which included the sex on premises facility (dark room). With the creation of multimedia channels and vast sex connection applications including Gaydar, Grindr etc, more and more people were able to seek out and meet people instantly, without having to go to Sex Venues or Public Areas.Feedback was particularly strong with the under 25s who viewed such venues as facilities for older people and did not understand the need in today's hi tech society.With this and more importantly our desire to open the venue to a wider audience and offer a New and Exciting range of Entertainment.We are delighted to announce that from Monday April 30th Eagle London will be opening from 6:00pm with an all new offer which will be open to ALL. Value for money is key to arranging a night out so we will offer FREE ENTRY every weekday night before 10:00pm when the late evening Entertainment will commence including DJs and Shows which will ensure a great night out. Plus we will be running our fantastic Double for Single offer on selected spirits from 6pm - 10pm. That's right, four hours of happy hour! Don't miss this amazing launch promotion to celebrate our earlier opening hours!

Nudity

I had a great time on 2012/04/27. The space is well-made to keep people together. The crowd is casual and easy to engage with. Broad range of bodies, but enough hot ones. Cheap drinks. Great place for casual group sex. One thing to improve would be a place to wash your dick between guys!

FitLadz

Went there 2012/04/27. It's just a regular gay dance club with a backroom. I put on my fit lad outfit, but no one else did. The backroom is small and very dark, and the rest of the club is not cruisy. Maybe good for clubbers, but not cruisers. I had more fun at Nudity around the block.

The Underground Club

hot place

The Portsea

Nice place ,good clients ,I had a good time. Good massage therapist. Really enjoyed it ,will go back again. And definitely recommended .

Sauna Bar

April 2012DON'T GO... DON'T GO... DON'T GO.MUST READ.I didn't even make it inside, the bad attitude at reception was enough for me to leave.Here's what happened. April 2012I was in Covent Garden and had an hour to kill. I went online and was excited to find myself moments away from the sauna. So, I went there. At reception, there was a guy who probably thinks he's God's gift to humanity (6ft, late 20's, stubble but def nothing special) I said hello, I wasn't even acknowledged, not even a nod or a smile. (I'm not new to london so I didn't think much of it) and when he decided that I was finally worthy of his attention, he just put a small wooden box on the reception desk infront of me and just stared at me. I asked what the box was for and he said ( this is God's honest truth) he said pointing at the box, you need to leave your WALLET, WATCH or your MOBILE PHONE. (Here's me thinking this is an additional security option in case I didn't want to leave my valuables in the locker room) but I asked why just to be sure of what I heard and he looked at me as if I just asked the most ridiculous question and after 5 seconds of very uncomfortable silence he said.. for the key, deposite for the key "shaking the key in my face in case I didn't know what a key was". Now here's my problem, if you want people to leave something as personal as a mobile phone or a wallet in an open box and unmanned reception most of the time (from what I have been reading), at least have the decency to be friendly and welcoming, forget that, at least be professional and polite. So, I decided that having a little bit of fun wasn't worth the stress and worry I would feel if I left my phone with him and left never ever ever to return again.

Central Station Kings Cross

worth a look


 

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